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Goliath Awaits
(1981)
Director: Kevin Connor
Cast: Mark Harmon, Robert Forster, Christopher Lee
A while back in one of my reviews, I brought
up the topic of obsessions - namely stuff that
happened in your childhood that continues to
more or less stick with you today as an adult.
These kind of memories can be pleasant memories,
or they can be unpleasant memories. Either way,
they more or less haunt you to this day. I gave
some personal examples of this, like the first
time certain things happened to me. But there
are also in my life, and in other people's
lives, haunting memories of stuff that may be
considered routine and not warranting of such
obsessive behavior by people on the outside. A
good example of this can be memories of stuff
that was simply entertaining you all those years
ago. I can give personal examples of this. I was
practically obsessed with reading as a child
(when I was not watching movies), and I have
memories of books that, as time went on, I
forgot the title of and I was obsessed with
finding out just what book it was I read. There
was this book about a wimpy kid who was
determined to make good, but he kept being
humiliated by stuff like always getting the
"Most Improved Player" trophy every year by the
little league baseball team he was in. I
remember in the big game he was eventually in he
yelled "BOOGA BOOGA!" while running between
bases in order to confuse the other team. (I
finally remembered years later this book was
Skinnybones.) Then there was this story
about a kid whose parents get divorced. His
mother makes macaroni and cheese every night,
which causes him to run away from home until his
mom makes some soup. His father also makes
macaroni and cheese when he visits him. (An
inquiry on the Internet quickly answered this -
it was the book Don't Make Me Smile.)
While I am pretty sure that many of you out
there might have some vague memories of books
that you can't remember the titles for, I think
that when it comes to entertainment that you
experienced as a child, there is one medium that
has given you more haunting memories than any
other, and that is motion pictures. Even before
starting this web site, and even before I
started to cruise the Internet, I learned that
seemingly everyone has at least one movie that
they saw as a child that they don't remember the
title of, and they are looking for the answer to
that question. Being obsessed with movies even
as a youngster, I have had plenty of "What was
the name of that movie?" questions swimming in
my head throughout my life. I remember one World
War Two movie where in the climax, some
resistance fighters were fighting German
soldiers coming into their church, and when the
resistance fighters took refuge in the basement,
the Germans flooded it. (I found out years later
that movie was Operation Daybreak.)
Then there was this foreign animated movie I saw at a theater in the '70s which had a little blue dog
in it; I did find out the name of this movie
years later, but darn it, as time continued to
progress, I forgot the title again! (Come on,
someone out there in cyberspace must know the
name of this movie!) Some of these memories I
have mentioned before on this web site. In one
review, I recalled this haunting western where a
guy was tortured by Indians while tied to a
wagon wheel, and when help arrives the next day,
he was so burnt and hurting that he asked for a
gun so he could shoot himself. (That movie was
Duel At Diablo.)
Over the years, I have heard plenty of other
people who have seen a movie in their childhoods
that they just can't remember the title of, and
they are looking for someone to help answer that
question. Either I would come across their
pleads of help as I surfed the Internet, or they
would come to my web site and e-mail me
directly. I used to offer my help in both of
these cases before I became too busy to help
these people. During those years when I would
read the cries of help from these stuck people,
I came across two movies that more from any
others were haunting the memories of people
since their childhoods. The first movie involved
a gigantic turtle - a real big turtle
that, when it was much younger and smaller, had
the initials of two children who found it carved
in its shell. And during the climax of the movie,
the turtle dragged a
human to his death down in the depths of the
sea. The movie also had a haunting musical
score. For those of you who haven't found the
title of that movie, I'll tell you now - it's
the TV movie The Bermuda Depths.
The second movie is the one being reviewed here,
Goliath Awaits. Here is the plot
that has stuck with certain people all of these
years: In 1939, just days after the Second World
War has started in Europe, the British luxury
liner Goliath is torpedoed by a German U-Boat.
The ship sinks to the bottom of the sea, but
there are survivors... but not the kind you are
thinking of. An air bubble in the ship keeps
several hundred passengers alive, and through
the ingenuity of some of them, they and their
descendants survive for the next forty plus
years. Then one day, divers from the surface
world discover the ship and all of its
inhabitants...
Goliath Awaits is one of the
most confusing movie experiences I have had in a
long time. The confusion I got from the movie
started even before I watched the movie, when I
finally got a copy of the movie in my hands that
the now defunct video company Vidmark put out.
For starters, take the
big picture of Mark
Harmon that takes up much of the front of the
video box. It shows him with what appears to be
a few days growth of beard, but in the movie
itself, he is shown to be clean-shaven except
for a bushy mustache. Then there is the running
time of the movie. On the back of the box, there
is the claim that it is one hundred and ten
minutes long, but according to my VCR's timer,
the actual running time from start to finish is
about ninety six minutes. I'm sure that some
readers will insist those two things can be
easily dismissed - Vidmark may have wanted a
recent picture of Harmon that potential viewers
would be more able to identify with, and the
wrong running time may have just been an honest
mistake. But as you will soon see, things just
get stranger and stranger with a further
examination of the box. Take a look at the
rating that the movie got from the MPAA that's
plastered on the box - PG-13. That may not
sound strange, until the fact comes up that this
movie was made for television - and in the early
80s, no less! TV then was a lot tamer than it is
today, and there's nothing in the movie to
warrant such a rating. Then there is the plot
description at the back of the box. It says,
"The torpedoed luxury liner 'Goliath' entombs a
Nazi file whose secrets could destroy the free
world... Eddie Albert sends [Mark Harmon and
Robert Forster] on a covert mission to retrieve
the demonic document."
Further on, the plot description reveals
that, "the bestial ship's insatiable boiler
feeds on human blood." Well, guess what? There
is no Nazi document in the movie, actually seen
or even mentioned. As for the ship's boiler,
there is nothing in the movie to suggest it is
spiritually possessed in any manner. Maybe
this stuff was in the movie originally. I say
that, because of a fact that I uncovered during
my research of the movie. I found out that this
movie originally aired in two parts, and ran two
hundred minutes long. Yes, around half of this
movie's running time was cut for its video
cassette release. This may also explain why this
version of the movie had a lot of unanswered
questions. How, for one thing, were the
inhabitants of the ship able to keep the air
fresh in this air pocket for all of these
decades? For that matter, how were they able to
get a large and steady supply of fresh water?
How were they able to have a diet of food that
did not give them scurvy? (While it is shown at
one point that they able to grow an indoor
garden of various foods, judging from its size
there is no way it could feed hundreds of people
day after day for years.) How was their supply
of oil able to be spread out for years to give
them, among other things, a steady supply of
electrical light? Why have "The Bow People", the
outcasts of the ship, been banished? Why has the
ship's doctor been poisoning certain people of
the ship for years? How come the majority of the
people on the ship be able to be clean-shaven
and able to wear clean clothing that shows no
signs of being worn out that also happens to be
more than forty years old? We never get the
answers to these questions, at least in this
version of the movie.
Even during the parts of the movie that make
a lot more sense, the chopped-up editing of the
movie still hurts. Take the first few minutes of
the movie, for instance. After establishing that
there is a group of divers searching for
something (whether it was originally the Goliath
or for something else is not revealed), by the
six minute mark they are diving down and headed
for the ship they have discovered at the bottom
of the sea. Previous to their diving, we do not
get to learn anything about these men - what
their personalities are like, or anything else.
When they are at the ship and discover there is
life aboard, they immediately surface, go to
Puerto Rico for about fifteen seconds, then head
back to the sunken ship. Then there is the
ending of the movie. I won't reveal what happens
in the final few seconds, except to say that
they all of a sudden cut to the closing credits
before we get the expected payoff for all the
time we have put into watching the movie. As you
have probably guessed by now, Goliath
Awaits, at least in this version, is a
serious mess. Is there any reason to watch it
all the same? There will be some people who will
point to the cast. Besides Mark Harmon, Eddie
Albert, and Robert Forster, there are also roles
for people like John Carradine and Christopher
Lee. But of those five actors, only Harmon and
Lee get serious screen time. It's always a treat
to see Lee, and he does try hard, but even his
performance isn't enough to save this edited
junk. As for Harmon... well, he gives a typical
Harmon performance, but even his fans may be
embarrassed if they see him in this version. If
someday I get to see the unedited version, I'll
revisit it and add my thoughts of it to this
review. But as for now... well... I think you
get the idea of the disaster that's here.
UPDATE: A couple of readers were kind
enough to tell me that the "little blue dog"
movie I saw as a child was the animated movie
Once Upon A Time. My thanks to those
readers for solving the mystery!
Check for availability on Amazon (VHS)
See also: City On Fire,
Dr. Cook's Garden,
Pandemonium
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