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Bats: Human Harvest
(2007)
Director: Jamie Dixon
Cast: David Chokachi, Michael Jace, Pollyanna McIntosh
Let's give thanks to the folks at Sony. For over fifty
years they have been serving and entertaining
millions of people around the world. Starting
from a bombed-out building in Tokyo, they first
started repairing radios. Then they started to
make radios (transistor radios) themselves. Then
from that point they just grew and grew, making
new products and acquiring new business ventures
in the process. Televisions... video cassette
recorders... and video game consoles... they
just keep getting bigger and better. I am one of
the millions who has been entertained and served
by Sony throughout the years. I'm pretty sure
that my family's first audio cassette
recorder/player was a Sony. I remember us
getting, from friends of the family, cassettes
that were recordings from records, since our
family (for some reason) never got a record
player. (Why didn't we get one, Dad?) In my
later years, I was still entertained by Sony. I
remember getting a Playstation (One), and being
thrilled by full-motion video in video games,
better graphics and audio than what I had
experienced before, and getting games that had
not been censored for the North American market
(unlike Nintendo at that time). I was equally
thrilled when I later got my Playstation 2. It
had even better graphics and audio, and it came
with a DVD player built inside so I could rent
DVDs. My present DVD player is also a Sony, and
it comes with helpful stuff like slow-play
(handy when viewing bodies being blown apart
onscreen) and fast-play (handy when I am
watching a movie that is too slow-moving for my
taste.)
Sony has not only shown itself to be a leader
when it comes to making ways to deliver
entertainment to us, it has also proven equally
strong when it comes to making entertainment for
us. There's stuff like video games, but the
places where Sony has really shone is in the
production of television shows and movies. Just
take a look at when Sony purchased Columbia
Pictures from the Coca-Cola company in 1989.
When the purchase took place, Columbia was in a
shambles. Although up to this point they were
never in their history as major as the other
Hollywood studios (they had very few of the top
ten box office hits each year up to this point),
they were barely hanging on at this point,
churning out an unbroken string of box office
flops like Little Nikita and
Physical Evidence. Now take a look at
Columbia Pictures now - they hold their head up
high with the other studios. But what I really
admire about Sony with making movies is that
often they inform us what they think of their
movies themselves. Take the Tri-Star brand,
which they own. If you look at the movies
they have released under that label for the past
few years, you will see that they are saying for
them, "We don't have any confidence that movies we
release under this label will do well at the box
office." That doesn't mean all recent
Tri-Star released movies are bad - Wind Chill
was at times a creepy little horror movie, but
its lack of explanation for stuff and the fact
it wasn't a slasher movie probably explains why
Sony barely released it. But the lack of
confidence for almost all other Tri-Star-released movies
of recent years is that they are bad. Just take a look at their
recent movies: Daddy Day Camp...
The Brothers Solomon... I
Know Who Killed Me... 88 Minutes... the list goes on.
Another way Sony has provided help for
audiences is with the resurrected brand Screen
Gems. If you look at all (and I mean all)
of the movies Sony has released under this brand
name since its resurrection, you will see Sony
is saying for each one, "This movie may be
popular enough to make
a few bucks for us at the
box office, but trust us, it stinks." Just take
a look at these examples: Prom Night...
the Resident Evil series...Anacondas...
Ghosts Of Mars... The Cave...
You Got Served...
Ultraviolet... this list goes on as
well. Then there is the label Sony uses for a
number of movies that are given limited releases
to theaters or go straight to video, Destination
Films. For movies that are released under this
label, Sony seems to be saying for each one,
"There's about a 50% chance that this movie
stinks." That's because for every good movie
released under this label (such as
Mirrormask or Seraphim Falls),
there's another movie that is bad (such as
Hollow Man II).
Some chance of merit is pretty good for
the direct-to-video genre, which is why I picked
up the Destination Films movie Bats: Human
Harvest. The plot: After Russo (Chokachi,
Witchblade) and his fellow Delta Force
members raid an Al-Qaeda camp in Iraq, the team
discover evidence that the higher brass have
been seeking for a long time - the location of
Dr. Benton Walsh (Tomas Arana, The Last
Temptation Of Christ), a scientist who
formerly worked for the American army but now
has sold his services to the highest bidder. The
evidence reveals he now works for the rebels in
the Chechen Republic. The Russians are seeking
him as well, so the team is quickly reassembled
to man a mission to capture Walsh and extract
him out. What the team doesn't know is that
Walsh has a new weapon he's trying out (can you
guess?)...
In case you are wondering, I did see
the original 1999 Bats movie.
Researching it on the web, I discovered that
just about everyone who has seen it has hated
it, but I didn't find it that bad. Yes,
if I had seen it in a theater I probably would
have felt I had been ripped off. But seeing it
at home after just paying a few dollars for a
rental fee, I found it somewhat agreeable. It
had excellent cinematography and a "big" feel to
it despite its low budget. It's far from being a
classic, but as a revival of the 1970s
mad-animals-on-the-loose genre it was watchable,
especially if you took it as a simple B movie.
This was another reason why I rented this
follow-up, to try and recapture that feeling I
got from the original movie. But after watching
Bats: Human Harvest, I had to
wonder what all those people who passionately
hated the first movie would think after watching
this movie. I love B movies, but even I found
this one seriously crummy. Take the locations,
for instance. Like many other B movies of recent
years, this movie was shot in Bulgaria, a fact
that I knew before watching it. Unlike some of
those other B movies, I didn't find this fact
bad. In fact, I thought it would help, seeing
how that Bulgaria isn't that far from where this
movie primarily takes place. But while the
location may be similar, it wasn't very
spectacular to view. Most of the forest where
the events of the movie take place consists of
thin-trunked trees that aren't spaced very
closely together, and it looks like much of the
movie was filmed near the creek that runs past
your house. It makes the movie look cheap, and doesn't feel
like a creepy environment where there is
something spooky hiding nearby.
Towards the end of the movie (and in one
short scene early on in the movie), the action
takes place in an abandoned Chechen town, and
the Bulgarian abandoned and gutted buildings
they used to represent this town are pretty
convincing. It's certainly a creepier and more
ominous location than the forest they used.
That's one good thing I can say about
Bats: Human Harvest. But the rest of the
movie looks seriously low budget. It's not just
the poorly chosen locations that make the movie
look cheap, but for something else that has
cursed a number of low budget B movies of recent
years: CGI. Now, I'm not automatically against
using CGI in movies; there have been several
movies when it has been used to good effect,
like Transformers or the
Lord Of The Rings movies. But when it
comes to low budget movies, the results usually
look more shabby than the techniques these
filmmakers used before CGI became available.
There are establishing shots of the forest drawn
with CGI, and there are a couple of scenes when
the camera weaves through the trees of a
CGI-drawn forest - why didn't the filmmakers
just simply and inexpensively create this
footage with their cameras? There is a lot more
CGI in the movie than just this. For example, all the
helicopters that are seen in the movie are
created with CGI, and while they may look
passable when they are seen at what is supposed
to be a distance, they are embarrassing to view
when they are close-up onscreen.
As you have probably guessed, all of the bats
in the movie (except for one brief moment when a
bat puppet is used) are created by CGI as well.
That would be inevitable for a big-budget movie
as well as for a B movie like this. To say that
the special effects for the bats are the best in
the movie isn't exactly a compliment. While it's
clear that a lot of time and effort was spent in
making a pack of bats that swoop and circle and
bloodily attack (the unconvincing gore in this
movie is mostly CGI as well), they still look
pretty muddy. In fact, it's pretty laughable in
the scenes where they attack the humans, since
you can easily erase these badly superimposed
bats in your mind and see the human actors
swatting and shooting at nothing instead. The
actors in the movie have a lot more to be
humiliated about. There's not one good
performance in the movie, though in fairness to
them the screenplay and the direction gave the
actors little to work with. Russo's character is
a pretty obnoxious one, with his sloppy hair and
unshaven face, and when you add the fact that he
disobeys orders several times in the movie you
have to wonder how he managed to stay in the
Delta Force all this time without being thrown
out. The character of Dr. Benton Walsh is one of
the most boring bad guys I've seen in a movie.
He doesn't get to say or do much that could be
considered evil. He seems almost like an
afterthought. I could spend more time talking
about the stupidity of the movie (like when a
caption says the time is 1100 hours when we are
seeing a sunset), but I don't see the
point; I think by now you sense just how bad
this movie is. (In case you don't, let me add
the fact that this was a co-production with Sci Fi
Pictures. Ah, now you know how bad
it is.) This is one Destination Films'
product that falls in the 50% that stinks, and
its destination is the trash barrel.
Check for availability on Amazon (DVD)
See also: Dogs,
King Cobra,
Mosquito
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