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Local Boys
(2002)
Director: Ron Moler
Cast: Eric Christian Olsen, Jeremy Sumpter, Mark Harmon
Ever since I started The Unknown Movies, I
have always tried to maintain a balance. Not
just with trying to review as many bad movies as
I do good movies, but reviewing movies from a
wide range of different genres.
I do this not
only so that my site won't become one-note and
predictable like some other movie review web
page, but to ensure a high chance that there
will be at least one thing of interest for
anyone who decides to check me out. (And also
reach the highest possible audience for obscure
movies, though links at the
IMDb and other
similar sites.) It isn't easy at times doing
this; for one thing, I think it's safe to say
there are a lot more unknown movies that are bad
than good. Also, some genres are harder to
explore. There are thousands of unknown movies
to pick from in the genres of action, horror,
drama, and even comedy. But go to your local
video store and look at the science
fiction/fantasy section, and then at the family
section. You will see, especially with video
stores nowadays starting to clean out their VHS
stock, that most of the movies in these sections
are well-known, big-budget major Hollywood
studio product - leaving very little for me to
review that's suitably unknown for this site. I
try my best all the same. Looking at my
sci-fi/fantasy reviews, I estimate I've covered
the genre around 10% of the time, which I think
is a pretty respectable figure when you consider
those limitations I've described.
But with family films, that's a different
story. Doing another rough estimate in my head,
I think I've only reviewed family films about 5%
of the time. But that's because there are other
problems besides well-known big-budget major
Hollywood studio product taking predominance in
that section. For one thing, a significant
amount of space is filled by non-movie product,
like collections of cartoons or episodes of
television programs. After subtracting that,
you're finally left over with true unknown
family movies. But there is still a problem. If
you look at these family movies, you come across
something much, much more prevalent than in
other genres. That is, movies that just
scream their badness to you from their video
or DVD boxes alone. I'm talking about movies
like Sherlock:
Undercover Dog, movies that often
have titles like that one that not only sound
utterly moronic, but also fully explain the
movie's premise, and how moronic that is
as well. You probably are familiar with some of
these scream-bad family movies yourself, so
there's no reason why I have to explain that
I've avoided the Air Bud and
Most Valuable Primate films (and not
just that they're Canadian). It should also not
have to be explained why I have shunned the
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movies - at least
until they came of age and lost their young
audience as a result, like so many other child
stars before them, meaning that their adult
acting careers will likely be confined to
soft-core porn films.
With so few good unknown family movies
out there, I am as a result reluctant much of
the time to explore the genre. About the only
times I will do so these days is
if the movie
confronting me is especially bizarre by
reputation or from its box art, movies such as
Hugo The Hippo
and Thunderpants. But I still keep
looking for family movies that are genuinely
good, and not long ago I felt that I might have
found one with Local Boys. The DVD
package design (including the plot description
on the back) gave it a more mature appearance.
In fact, the movie seemed aimed at surfers as
well as families, and since surfers tend to be
older individuals, that raised my hopes of it
having a more serious nature - and a better
chance of being good. Plus, the movie had
something of a respectable cast, including Mark
Harmon of St. Elsewhere and Chicago
Hope, and Jeremy Sumpter of Frailty
and Peter Pan. Sumpter plays "Skeeter"
Dobson, a boy living on the California coast
with his lonely mother (Stacy Edwards,
Chicago Hope) and his older brother Randy
(Olsen, Dumb & Dumberer). On
Skeeter's twelfth birthday, Randy takes him to
the local surf store to buy him his
first surfboard. (Surf guitar legend Dick Dale
cameos as the surfboard store owner.) but Randy in short notice
becomes too busy to teach Skeeter surfing or
anything else with him because of a new
girlfriend. Fortunately, legendary surfer legend
Jim Wesley (Harmon) has moved into the
neighborhood after disappearing from the face of
the earth for several
years, and he starts teaching Skeeter the art of
the board, and soon the unlikely duo start
becoming good friends.
There's a lot more to the movie that just
that, of course. But while there are a few
subplots that make their way into things - Randy
and his buddies finding themselves being
harassed by a tough gang of newly-arrived
surfers headed by Chaka Forman (Hyperion Bay),
and the anguish Randy's stoner buddy Willy
(Giuseppe Andrews, Two Guys And A Girl)
is having with a strict father that is
threatening to force him to join the Marines -
the various turns in the plot that subsequently
follow you can probably guess with great
accuracy. None of these plot turns, though, is
done that well enough to be interesting or
compelling enough to make most people want to
see them again. Take that whole part about
Skeeter and Jim becoming friends. The
exploration as to how two people so mismatched
in age could find enough common ground to each
be as friendly to the other as someone their own
age could made for some very compelling, even
touching, moments. But the movie instead has the
crucial part of this relationship - the building
- happen entirely offscreen, so we're unable to
put any emotional investment early on into this
relationship. The result of this is that we
can't expect to get any real return as we follow
this relationship later in the movie, no matter
what subsequently happens between the two,
including the expected part when Jim's dark past
returns to haunt him and the friendship gets
jeopardized.
Before we get to that part, there is, of
course, the eventual meeting of Jim and
Skeeter's mother. Which in due time leads to a
relationship forming between the two... I think.
Of all the relationships in the movie, this one
is the most unclear. By the end of the movie
it's not been made clear if the two are headed
to some kind of deep relationship, in the
beginning stages of dating, or are simply
friends. The actual time they are seen together
is limited and with not much of consequence
happening. Even then, it's will be no surprise
to most people that Randy in short notice
becomes hostile, hostile to his mother for
picking another "loser", and hostile to Jim for
becoming involved with his mother, let alone
daring to befriend his brother and teach him
surfing. Yes, I totally agree that this doesn't make
any sense,
this hostility of Randy coming out of the blue
and him seemingly unaware that it was his
neglect of Skeeter that lead to all this. Even
his own mother points this out to Randy in one
scene, though Randy response here gives no more
explanation here for his hostility than anywhere
else in the movie. It goes without saying just
how Randy's frame of mind concerning these
issues is at the end of the movie, but it also
goes without saying to the audience just why
Randy's frame of mind gets changed around. It
comes across more as being time to do so than
anything else.
When you think about it some more,
Local Boys has a screenplay that is
really insulting to the audience at times. It's
not just that the screenplay is too lazy to
properly build the characters and expects us to
fill in the blanks from our recollections of
these kind of things. It's that the few times it
actually tries to resolve things on its own also
come across as a equally contemptuous slap to
the face. Take that subplot with Willy's fears
of his father forcing him to join the Marines, a
threat that eventually comes true. (Spoilers
ahead.) He's upset by this, enough so that he
becomes somewhat suicidal, and literally on the
edge of a cliff. But dudddde, his frantic
friends tell him, the Marine base you'll be
going to is against an awesome private beach!
Apparently being with his friends and on home
turf isn't that important, since that news
instantly has Willy smiling and happy, and his
future is never discussed again. Then there's
that other subplot with the newly-arrived surfer
gang that's pushing Randy and his pals away from
the waves. As much as the buffoonish way these
louts are presented every time they appear
bothered me, it wasn't as much as when Randy and
company resolve the problem. And not really that
the way their scheme to quell the jerks was as
buffoonish as the jerks themselves, but the fact
that the movie had up to this point somehow
completely forgotten about this subplot for the
better part of an hour.
And there's a lot more poorly developed plot
material, such as the mother's string of
badly-chosen male companions, including one
alcoholic ex-boyfriend that
shows
up in one scene to terrorize the boys before
disappearing into the night never to appear
again. Or Skeeter's serious bouts of
near-paralysis whenever he panics, a syndrome
which disappears (along with any further mention
of it) in the second half of the movie. In fact,
I can't recall any plot element of significance
in Local Boys to be that
satisfying. The movie doesn't just fail at being
a drama, but also doesn't succeed at being
family-friendly. Despite all outward
appearances, the movie proves to have a
surprising amount of swearing, and the character
of Willy indulges in onscreen toking and other
drug-related behavior that parents might not
want their children to see. As for the viewers
who are surfers and are looking for some cool
wave action, they best look elsewhere. None of
the surf footage is particularly exciting;
movies like Endless Summer would
consider the wave antics here strictly warm-up
material, and it's obvious that doubles are used
in place of the actors for most of the shots. If
there's one good thing to say about Local
Boys, it's that as unsatisfying as it
is, you won't remember it that long afterwards.
It's simply too uninspired, too flat, and too
lazy to even have the energy that simple badness
has.
Check for availability on Amazon (VHS)
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See also: In God's
Hands, Kenny &
Company, Skateboard
Madness
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