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Epicenter
(2000)
Director: Richard Pepin
Cast: Traci Lords, Gary Daniels, Katie Stewart
Even if you don't like the particular action vehicles
that PM Entertainment makes, you at least have to respect
them for their constant going all-out, and not knowing what
the word "excess" means. Other B movie studios may
be content in just breaking one or two panes of broken glass in one of their movies; in a PM movie, you typically get
enough broken glass to put one glazier in comfortable
retirement, and you can be sure that Epicenter indirectly
sent one businessman to live in Florida. Also, your typical
B movie usually wrecks one or two cars, older vehicles that
have seen better days to be more exact, and not damaging
them enough so that Mr. Goodwrench afterwards gives them a
gun and tell them to take their wheels behind the barn. In
any PM movie - including Epicenter - you'll
see brand new cars and vans flipped over, blown up, and torn
apart in ways you never though a vehicle could be
creamed. Some may categorize PM Entertainment movies
as excuses for the most gratuitous violence and action
around. This I object to; though these movies may be filled
with excess of those onscreen activities, you can also see
that the filmmakers are striving for originality, to create
original scenes never previously seen in cinematic history
that will make the audience laugh yet think. Take one
sequence in the middle of Epicenter, for
example: the gun battle in the restaurant. Admittedly, even
though the gun battle in itself is a fine piece of
craftsmanship, with automatic weapons ablaze and people
running around dodging bullets (if they are not one of the
victims that get bullets in their chest), that in itself
does not sound particularly original. But what makes this
sequence different and original is that all of this
activity is taking place while a major earthquake is taking
place. You must admit that the sight of people shooting
AK-47s and other major pieces of hardware, while dodging
large chunks of falling debris as well as trying to avoid
getting swallowed by big cracks forming
in the floor, is nothing like you've ever seen before. After
recent disappointments like The
Sender and Road
Ends, PM Entertainment now seems to
be getting on the right track again with Epicenter(*),
which strives to get back to those days of
over-the-top excess that made crazy yet sheer
entertaining movies like The
Silencers. Though the action
sequences this time around aren't always put
together so smoothly as in previous movies, they
do still have those necessary ingredients for
satisfaction, namely excess, large scale, and
great amounts of destruction. They do indeed
entertain. Unfortunately, the material that
surrounds these action sequences leaves a lot to
be desired. Though I admit that B movies aren't
exactly filled with great acting, characters,
and plot development, they usually have just
enough to keep the whole package moving. Yet in
those areas this time around, things are screwed
up so badly it's quite amazing that apparently
nobody stopped and realized how bad these things
were and tried to save them. We start off in
San Francisco, a change of pace from PM's usual
setting of L.A. (don't worry, though - the story
moves to L.A. about halfway through.) At the
generically named Global Technology computer
lab, computer expert Nick (played by martial
arts actor Gary Daniels!) comes to work one day,
and executes an ingenious plan of stealing the
lab's stealth fighter technology, so he can
later that day sell it to the Russians for a
whopping amount, as well as get revenge against
his employers for reasons he's keeping to his
own. What he and the Russians don't know is that
the FBI has knowledge of this trade, and during
the transaction, FBI agent Amanda (former porn
star Traci Lords - who elegantly tries to
distance herself from her past and herald
herself as a serious actress by having herself
billed as Traci Elizabeth Lords) swoops
down and attempts to bust everyone.
Despite her efforts (read: a very long multiple
car chase through Chinatown that leads to an
insane race down S.F. steep hills, involving an
out-of-control street trolley and a number of cars
that get destroyed), she only gets her hands on
Nick, and the Russians get away. Though the
Russians don't flee the country; they still want
to get their hands on Nick, so they can force
him to give up a computer chip that can decode
the encrypted data. They are close behind when
Amanda subsequently escorts Nick to L.A. (told
ya!) to be processed by the FBI headquarters
there. But just before they can get their hands
on him, a massive earthquake hits the Los
Angeles area, bringing massive destruction and
chaos. So now not only does Amanda have to try
to bring Nick in through the rubble, but must
protect her prisoner from the pursuing Russian
mafia. This is a call for even more gratuitous
action, and as long as it's well done, I don't
mind and I don't think many others will. Though
among all of us action fans, I also don't think
that there would be many that would like a
little substance between those action sequences
- after all, you can't have a movie that's
completely wall-to-wall action, because it would
be boring. And what's between the action
sequences in Epicenter is only
marginally better than boring. First, the
characters - specifically, the bad guys. They
are some of the blandest, most unexciting
villains to be in an action movie for some time.
These Russian mobsters have names like "Dmitri",
"Tanya", "Ivan", and other
equally stereotyped names. (Why not, for once,
have a Russian villain with a name like
Balacanirinioff, or something else equally hard
to spell?) The leader of these mobsters spends
almost all his limited screen time relaying his
instructions from Mexico, and only gets into the
action in the final few minutes after being
missing from the movie for about an hour. The
two mobsters that are actually on Nick and
Amanda's trail only appear when the movie feels
like giving them a short appearance, and nothing
that they do or say is exceptional in any way.
In fact, the only villain who makes any
impression is one of the lesser henchmen seen
early in the movie, only because he has a few
funny lines and his death is quite humorous (in
a sick way); this actor dies so well, I hope he
is given the chance to die in even bigger and
better ways in the future. Though Daniels' and
Lords' characters aren't as abysmally written as
their adversaries, they still have some major
weaknesses to them. The obvious shortcoming to
Nick is that he is essentially a traitor to his
country, so why on earth should we give a flip
about him? Even if his stealing didn't involve
espionage, it's hard to sympathize with a guy
who keeps blurting out irritating
statements like "I want my tidy little
profit!" Nick is the king of jerks, who
exudes selfishness and not much else. Though
Daniels doesn't hide his accent, and utters the
occasional "bloody" and
"blimey", we have to assume that he is
from England, because the movie stubbornly
refuses to let us know anything more about him.
(By the way, aside from marquee value, why was
Daniels cast in a role that gives him only two
seconds to do martial arts?) What's
really embarrassing for Daniels is that Lords
actually manages to outact him. Lords'
performance actually flirts with conviction and
competence at times, and she overall acts much
better than just a few years ago. Still, she's
hilariously bad at times, giving bland looks
when she is literally hanging from her
fingertips, or puffing up her face when she gets
huffy. In fairness, her role is just as ineptly
written as Daniels'; for example, we suddenly
learn that her character is married halfway
through the movie. (Well, this sudden inclusion
does fortunately prevent her and Nick
stereotypically find themselves falling in
love.) Also, there is a painfully bad subplot
about the bad relationship she has with her
daughter that is cliché city all the way. In
fact, it's just an excuse for devoting a large
plot of the movie to showing her daughter
struggling in the ruins of the earthquake at the
other end of the city. Every scene involving her
daughter could be completely and immediately cut
out of the movie with no consequences to
the rest of the movie. It's only there to extend
the movie's running time. So when the movie
focuses in on the characters, it's pretty much a
suckfest. Thank goodness that there's enough
material that makes the movie - well, maybe not
entertaining enough to make you actively seek it
out, but making it watchable-on-a-lazy-Sunday
way, which is at least better than being
simply unwatchable. The movie is always
pleasing to the eye, thanks to yet another
example of the professional lighting and
cinematography found in PM movies, that make
them look more expensive than they really are.
What really makes this movie look expensive,
though, are the various effects. Though the
earthquake sequence has a few signs of budget constraints
(it's clear that the editor is moving around the
frames of the film to simulate the tremors, for
one thing), overall it's really well done. Using
a combination of elaborate models, computer
graphics, and raining down large amount of
debris on sets, this is one of the most
convincing earthquake sequences I've seen in a
movie. And it doesn't stop there; after the
earthquake, the characters wander through the
wreckage, and the wrecked buildings they go
through are simulated by huge sets (a
shopping mall, a subway station, etc.) covered
with tons of wreckage and debris. For the life
of me, I don't know how they pulled this off
with a limited budget, but there it is. There
are also a few non-earthquake related action
sequences that, while not quite up to this usual
PM standards, do provide some excitement as well
as some (intended) humor. The highlight action
sequence is the previously mentioned race
through Chinatown (with no parade in sight - the
first Chinatown chase not to have one!) which
leads to a struggle around an out-of-control
street trolley. Though this sequence does have
some pretty poor editing that leaves a few
hiccups where a quick action is obviously
missing, it's still quite a hoot to watch. When
you think the sequence is ending, it just keeps
going and going, while death and destruction are
happening all around the trolley. The other
action sequences have some novelty to them, such
as trapping the characters in a basement that's
flooding quickly. There actually aren't that
many action sequences in total, though each one
manages to be quirky or genuinely entertaining
enough, and pick you up after suffering through
those horrible characters and performances. As I
mentioned before, those problems don't make the
movie worth actively seeking out, but there is
enough merit in the movie to make it worth your
while when you want to watch something, yet
you're behind on your reading - you can turn the
pages while the characters are showcased, and
put down the book whenever some action starts.
You won't have missed anything important,
believe me.
UPDATE: Larry Sternshein sent me this
information: "Hey, great site. I thought you would like to know what PM Entertainment did for their release of
Epicenter. You mentioned the trolly sequence and how,
'this sequence does have some pretty poor editing that leaves a few hiccups where a quick action is obviously missing.' "Well, the reason the editing has hiccups is they are trying to cover up Eddie Murphy. In case you didn't know, they used direct footage already directed for Eddie Murphy's
Metro. I'm telling you, rent Metro and watch the
trolly car sequence and you'll see they ripped off footage. This isn't the only time I've seen films use stock footage from bigger budget movies. The film
Octopus uses footage from Deep Rising and also some hostage boat movie uses the ship that blows up in
Deep Rising as well." Thanks for the explanation, Larry. I had
known about low-budget films using stock footage
from big budget movies before (read my review of
Tycus),
but having long given up on Eddie Murphy, I had
not seen Metro. Funny thing you
should mention a hostage boat movie using
footage from Deep Rising, since I
am reviewing such a movie - Chain Of
Command - in a few weeks.
UPDATE 2: "Brudatax" sent this along: "Epicenter also
uses footage from Speed
(Elevator-sequence) And most likely Money
Train was used for the Metro-sequence."
From what I recall, the Metro crash sequence
seemed to use footage from
The Silencers,
though I'd have to watch all three movies again
to be sure.
* That is, if they are
still around. There is evidence to suggest that
recently the company was dissolved and its
library sold off.
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See also: Barefoot
Gen, City On Fire,
Fast Money
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