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Cannon: What You Didn't Know
(An exclusive interview!)
Cannon Films - though it's long
gone, its legend still lives on today. Any
dyed-in-the-wool B movie fan will have at some
time will have learned about some wacky
happenings that came out of the company and the
movies it made. Even those not familiar with the
company name, or the names of Menahem Golan and
Yoram Globus, will almost certainly know of a
number of their movies. There were Chuck Norris
movies like Firewalker and
Hero And The Terror, Charles Bronson
movies like 10 To Midnight and
Murphy's Law, and assorted schlock
like Revenge Of The Ninja, King Solomon's
Mines, Salsa, Hercules, New Year's Evil,
and many many more.
There have been a number of
articles written about Cannon and Golan/Globus (newbies
and veterans of Cannon films will find
this article especially interesting.) Upon
reading them, and watching the movies made by
Cannon, it is likely that one will wonder just
what was going on behind those closed doors.
What was it like working there? As a stroke of
good luck, I was able to find out myself by
interviewing former Cannon employee Jim Bertges,
who I previously interviewed about
Demonwarp and
FVI. Jim was generous
enough to take the time to tell us what we've
all wanted to know for years:
GREYWIZARD: How did
you get hired by Cannon?
JIM BERTGES: I answered an ad in the
trades. I had experience in Co-Op Advertising
and they needed someone in that department. As
it turned out, the head of Co-op was someone I
had encountered over the years and knew me from
our phone conversations. I was fortunate to be
in the right place at the right time and have a
little bit of a connection.
G: What were your impressions of the
company before you started working for them?
JB: For me Cannon was a step up from FVI.
I was familiar with them through their many
extravagant ads in the trades. They always
seemed
to have something going and their movies
were far more impressive than the product at
Film Ventures. They had real stars and
comparatively big budgets. It seemed like they
were an up and coming studio at the time.
G: How about once you'd been working
there for several months?
JB: When I started working at Cannon,
their offices were on Sunset Bl. in
Hollywood, which wasn't the greatest of neighborhoods at the time, but it suited the
operation. After I'd been there a while, I
realized that I was involved in a kind of sleazy
operation. This was confirmed when I met the
head of distribution, a man of volatile temper
who almost never spoke below a shout. However,
the product was improving with films like
Runaway Train and they had big plans.
They even bought a new building in Beverly
Hills. For about a year, things looked good (or
at least like the folks in charge of the place
knew what they were doing). After that, though
we started sliding down hill.
G: Were there any
perks to being a Cannon employee? Free movies?
Free coffee? A bowling team? Anything?
JB: Perks at Cannon?
Well, they paid for my parking space, does that
count?
There were Christmas bonuses at the end of the
year and they had a nice
kitchen set up, but there were no real employee
perks. Hell, they didn't
even screen their own movies for us. Anything
you got from Cannon you had to
take yourself.
G: Did you ever get to meet Menahem
Golan or Yoram Globus while you were at Cannon?
JB: I never actually met them
face-to-face. Menahem used to love to parade any
big shots around the brand new offices and show
off his empire. I remember
seeing Menahem and
Ted Turner walking the floors and Menahem
pointing out all his minions. At the most I
might have gotten a "Good Morning" or a nod in
the elevator from either one of them. Yoram used
to address us all at Christmas time, trying to
encourage us with all their great plans for the
upcoming year, but there was no interaction with
the boys.
G: What did your co-workers think of
them?
JB: I've never worked at a place that had
more disrespect for the company
officers. I guess they brought that on
themselves by always promising far
more than the could deliver. Although the nick
name for Menahem and Yoram in the industry was
the "Go-Go Boys", they were referred to
internally by many
of the employees as "Mo & Yo". Then, of course,
there was that head of distribution, who was
known to bring "company" to his office at
lunchtime for a quickie or would send his
secretary to chase down a particularly good
looking woman who passed by his office in order
to get her name and number. These guys generated
their own disrespect.
G: Since Cannon wasn't exactly one of
the major studios, how did they choose what
movies to make and market with their more
limited resources and funds?
JB: Those were strictly upper echelon
decisions. They had a pretty good line of credit
so they could finance films. They believed they
could always make
money on a Chuck Norris or Charles Bronson movie
and they convinced their
backers that was the case. However, they had a
reputation around town for
not paying their bills and had to do a lot of
business on a cash up front
basis. I know that Both Menahem and Yoram loved
movies and wanted to do
classy projects, but their taste seemed quite
odd. For every Othello they
made, there was a Roman Polanski's Pirates
they'd pick up. Everything seemed to be just a
little behind the times...they made
Masters Of The Universe years after the
popularity of the toy line had died. They had
huge sets
constructed for a version of Journey To
The Center Of The Earth, but it was
never filmed. They had the rights to
Spiderman, but never actually made a
movie with the character. There were a lot of
strange decisions made.
[Note: Few people know this,
but Journey To The Center Of The Earth
was finished... sort of. The movie was
pieced together with a quick shoot on the
Alien From L.A. set and stock footage
(including clips from The Delta Force!)
and barely released on video. The finished
results were so bad, Golan and Globus removed
their names from the credits.]
G: Can you tell us any interesting
stories about Cannon's stock players
(which included Chuck Norris, Charles Bronson,
and Michael Dudikoff)?
JB: The only story I know of came to me
second hand.
On a new receptionist's first day,
there was a phone call. The caller identified
himself as Charlie and wanted to talk to Menahem,
the receptionist put him on hold. She left him
on hold for a few seconds too long and when she
got back to him he
ranted at her, "Do you know who I am? I'm
Charles Bronson!" That was also
that girl's last day on the job. Mr. Bronson saw
to it.
G: Before you arrived, director Tobe
Hooper had been signed up by Cannon and was
their great hope. Though reportedly after
Lifeforce and
Invaders From Mars bombed greatly,
things were not going well between Hooper and
Cannon even before The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre 2 started filming. What do
you know about the flack going on behind the
scenes?
JB: I wasn't privy to any of this stuff.
But doesn't it seem odd to make a movie, that
you eventually plan to sell to TV, where the
main character walks around totally nude for
most of the story?
G: Was the attitude of many of the
executives at Cannon that they didn't
really care if the movie was bad, that it would
end up making money after a world-wide release?
JB: I don't think they actually knew that
most of these movies were bad. They
felt there was something going for them, either
the stars (Stallone in Cobra
and Over The Top, Chuck Norris and
Charles Bronson in everything else) or
the genre (Invaders from Mars,
Masters of the Universe,
Invasion USA) or the veneer of class
brought on by those associated with the films
(John
Frankenheimer for 52 Pick Up or
Placido Domingo in Othello). My
favorite
quote from Menahem came whenever he was asked
how he thought a picture would do at the box
office, "Hundred Million dollars!" was his stock
answer, no matter what the movie.
G: Obviously Cannon
overspent on film production. While working
there, did you see any examples of extravagant
money-wasting in the inner workings of the
company?
JB: The most obvious was the purchase of
an entire building on Wilshire Bl. in
Beverly Hills. The boys had great offices and
high security (just in case of
terrorist attacks). They lined the roof of the
building with billboards for their current films
which made it look like a giant video store. I
really didn't notice anything else, the sure
weren't over spending on my salary.
G: When you left Cannon in 1987, at
the time did you feel you were getting out of a
sinking ship just in time?
JB: Yes. I saw the writing on the wall
and wanted to get out while the getting
was good. I couldn't stand another bout of
unemployment.
G: Cannon wasn't your last experience
with Menahem Golan. You got involved with him
again when you helped out with his lambada epic,
The Forbidden Dance. You
must have some interesting tales about this...
uh... interesting movie...
JB: Now this one I know something about.
After Menahem left Cannon he formed his own
company, 21st Century Productions and he called
upon the company I worked for, Design Projects
Inc. to do his advertising campaigns. This was
also the company that had produced
Demonwarp and by the time we added
Menahem to our client list we had also made
Sight Unseen with Susan Blakely and
Delta Heat with Lance Henricksen
and Anthony Edwards. So, when the Lambada craze
hit, Menahem contacted my boss, Rick Albert to
produce a film to capitalize on it.
It
became urgent when the word
got out that Yoram was also going to produce a
Lambada film. The stories about this one are
true, Rick contacted the screenwriters from
Sight Unseen, Roy Langston and John
Platt, and in the car on their way to Menahem's
office they concocted a story line for the film
to pitch. From that point in late December
things were fast and furious and the film was
shot, scored and edited and in theatres by
March. Rick used Greydon Clark as Director
because he had done Sight Unseen
and he had also been a Design Projects client in
the past. All the casting and editing was done
in a vacant office next door to our DPI offices
and our editor, Rob Edwards, got daily visits
from Menahem. Menahem's best comment on the
editing involved a shot where Rob cut to a guy
as he stood up from a chair. Menahem told him,
"Never cut to the balls!" Refering to the shot
of the guy's crotch as he stood. I never
understood his reasoning, but those words should
be immortal in film history. Once again, as
Menahem was going to observe the shooting of the
climactic dance contest scene at a small studio
in the San Fernando Valley, he was asked by a
reporter how he thought this Lambada movie would
do. His answer was inevitable: "Hundred Million
Dollars!" Of course he was mistaken.
G: Would you ever,
under any circumstances, work with Golan or
Globus again?
JB: Only on a limited basis and if they
paid upfront.
G: What would you advise anyone who is
considering working with them on a new project?
JB: Get your money in advance, in cash if
possible. If they give you a check,
cash it quick, preferably before you start
working.
G: Looking back at
your days at Cannon years later, what do you
have to say about your experience there?
JB: It's a good thing to look back on. It
was pretty miserable being there
mainly because my desk was located in an open
area next to the office of the
head of distribution which made me a target of
his anger and pet projects.
I'm glad I had the experience and some of it was
fun, but I sure wouldn't do
it again, unless I was desperate.
My deepest appreciation to
Jim for this interview!
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