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Manhunt in the African Jungle
- Chapter Two -
The Charred Witness

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     "Some means of dying are less unpleasant than others." 

-  Wolfe negotiating with Bennet      

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To Be Continued?
Chapter Two
Chapter Four?

 

The Running Carnage Tally
For Chapter Two:
Punches Thrown*
85
Broken Furniture
6
Furniture Thrown
5
Deathtraps Escaped
1
Henchman Killed
4
*Approximate Number
 
 

When we last left our hero, Rex Bennet, he was slugging it out on a German munitions boat trying to recover the sacred Dagger of Solomon and the Nazi’s bogus scroll. (What are those? You'll have to check out Chapter One.) One of the bad guys chucks a barrel of gunpowder into the furnace. (All bet he’s fired.) Outside, on the deck, another henchmen blasts away at the locked door with a machine gun...

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The bullets hit the dope that threw the barrel. Rex retrieves the dagger and the scroll while dodging more bullets. He busts through the door, knocking the machine gunner down then goes over the side, into the river, and swims to safety before the powder detonates and the entire ship explodes. (So he didn’t blow up as the last chapter suggests. Whew. That was a close one. I'm saving my "No way!" card for later chapters. I have a feeling I'm going to need it.)

Rex takes the scroll and dagger to a council meeting of the Arab chieftains. The Nazi, Baron Von Rummler, disguised as the Chief Sultan, says the dagger is authentic and asks if the scroll is (trying to salvage the plan.) Another chief reads and it says they should follow the swastika. (Uh-oh.) But they know it’s bogus because it wasn’t found in the tomb like the prophecy says and realize it was just a silly Nazi trick. They all share a laugh. Von Rummler joins in but he’s not happy on the inside. (Rassa - frazzin - Rex Bennet - rassafrazzin…)

Von Rummler’s assistant, Ernst Mueller, retreats to the secret room and the real Sultan, Abou Ben Ali, chides him on the Nazi’s failure asking if he’s looking forward to being hung when his treachery is discovered. Mueller slaps his face and promises the Sultan that he’ll die first.

Later, Von Rummler calls Bennet and asks him to investigate an assassination attempt on the Sultan. He tells Bennet that someone fired several shots at him from the old fish shack while he traveled down the old Coast Road.

Wolf and two other men set up an ambush at the shack that Bennet stumbles right into it. (Nice going there, Magellan.) They drop a net over him and Wolf demands to know the address of the resistance movement in Berlin but Bennet won’t talk. Wolf ignites a cutting torch and threatens to use it to burn his arm off unless he talks. (Kind of a vicious little creep isn’t he?) Bennet gives him an address but Wolf thinks he talked to easy and the information must be verified before they kill him.

He tells the other two to find a rope and tie him up. Wolf orders Bennet to stand up not realizing he’s standing on the net. Bennet does stand up and pulls the net out from under Wolf’s feet sending him splaying and a fight erupts. Wolf finds a spear and tries to hit Bennet but hits his own man so he amscrays, exiting stage left via a horse.

Bennet dispatches the last man and heads back to LaSalle’s headquarters. He tells him to monitor any radio broadcasts involving the false address he gave Wolf so they can triangulate the coordinates and find the little pain in the ass. It works and they narrow it down to Kalif Canyon. Bennet, Janet and LaSalle head out to find the Nazi transmitter.

They track down the signal to a tent near a cliff that’s concealing a cave entrance. Inside, Wolf and two more henchmen (from the Red Shirt Brigade) receive word back from Berlin that the address Bennet gave them doesn’t exist. Wolf is furious and tells one of the men to shut off the generator. He goes in to an adjoining cave and we can't help but notice the generator is friggin' huge. (I’m betting that’s going to blow up.)

Back outside, the guard by the well draws a gun on our snooping heroes but Bennet plugs him. The men leave Janet outside as a guard, creep in and find Wolf by the radio. A spontaneous fistfight erupts (a lot of those happen in this serial) and all the furniture gets broken. LaSalle and Bennet switch fighting partners. Bennet tosses his into the generator room where the bad guy falls into a pit full of gears that causes the generator to overload and the sparks start to fly.

Bennet looks inside at the rapidly deteriorating situation and doesn’t notice Wolf sneaking up behind him. (Where the heck’s LaSalle?) He knocks Bennet into the room and shuts the door as the generator reaches critical mass.

Can anything save our hero?

To Be Continued In

The Golden Age of the Cliffhangers

The Phantom Empire set the standard for the serial but Universal Studios did it one better. They acquired the rights for Alex Raymond’s Flash Gordon comic strip. The comic was at the height of popularity as each week readers were taken to the exotic locales of Mongo.

Universal splurged and spent $350,000 on the production. They cannibalized the sets of Frankenstein and The Mummy and stole the soundtrack from The Bride of Frankenstein. Buster Crabbe took the lead role and the space adventure, with plenty of sexual innuendo, was such a big hit that the serial was off the matinee circuit and back in prime time.

Also around this time, Mascot Studios merged with several other studios and formed Republic Pictures; which became the undisputed king of the cliffhangers. To keep up with Universal, they basically remade The Phantom Empire as The Undersea Kingdom.

With the huge success of Flash Gordon, studios scrambled around to sign up other pulp heroes and get them on the screen; Captain Marvel, Spy Smasher and Dick Tracy to name just a few. Also Batman, The Phantom and Captain America to name a few more. (And yes, even back then, people were complaining that Hollywood was taking too many liberties with there beloved comic book characters.) 

Each serial was broken up into 12 to 15 chapters. The first episode may run up to 30 minutes with each following episode trimmed down to no more than fifteen. The target audience were young males so a no nonsense approach was taken. There was enough plot (barely) to take you from fistfight to fistfight. Each danger more diabolical than the other until the slam bang conclusion. Lots of intricate equipment and the promise of some kind of gruesome death were also a plus.

There was always a female present but she was not really a romantic interest, she was just there to get in trouble and be rescued. But to be fair, more often than not, these gals could hold there own against anybody. 

Oh, and one more thing, every piece of furniture in the room had to be broken before the fights ended.

The budgets were never that great but some marvelous work was still getting accomplished. The Lydecker brothers were making some wonderful miniatures and perfected some wild pyrotechnic techniques. Matching them was the incredible stunt work by the likes of Yakima Canutt and Tom Steele. These guys were so good that the casting director had to find leading men who looked liked them instead of the other way around.

From the premiere of Flash Gordon to the end of World War II the cliffhanger flourished but the end was near and you could see it already if you were paying close attention. In other words - didn’t we see that scene already?

Stay tuned!

 
Posted: 12/15/02. Copy and paste at your own legal risk.
 
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