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THEM!

     "Gentlemen, we maybe witnesses to a biblical prophecy come true: 'And there will be destruction and a great darkness across all creation, and the beasts shall inherit the Earth..."

-- Dr. Medford     

     

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You know, there's a funny thing about this week's film. It's a thrilling mystery with a stylish noir flare, it has solid action, with rousing battle scenes, and when you combine all of that with a great cast, outstanding special-effects, and startling imagery, you get a very entertaining film.

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o what's so funny about it?

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ell, it's a film about giant ants...

A little girl (Sandy Descher) is found wandering the desert alone in a state of shock. Following he trail, the local police, led by Sgt. Ben Peterson (James Whitmore), find a destroyed campsite where the girl came from with no sign of her family. (Well, Descher was one of The Space Children...) Then several more people turn up missing or dead amidst violent wreckage, and the only clue found is a strange footprint.

The FBI in the form of Agent Bob Graham (James Arness -- e'yup, Marshal Dillon starred in two of my favorite sci-fi classics, this and The Thing from Another World) is called in. A cast of the print is sent to Washington, D.C., and they send two experts on insects to investigate; the Doctors Medford, a father and daughter outfit. (Joan Weldon and the irascible Edmund Gwynn.) This confuses the local authorities until they head back into the desert to prove their mysterious theory that we won't elaborate on until they find further collaboration. 

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nd it doesn't take long for the 15-foot proof to lumber over a sand dune, the proof in question being a giant ant! After dispatching the beast, they call in the army to look for the ant's nest. They eventually find it, but the scientists prevent them from bombing it to smithereens. And again, they are very coy with their reasons.

Saturating the nest with gas, they descend into the darkness to explore the egg chamber. To their horror, they find they are too late. Two queen ants have hatched and escaped. And if they aren't found and destroyed before they establish other nests, it could mean the end of civilization as we know it!

As a wide net is cast for any news on strange sightings or phenomenon, one of the queens is tracked down on board a ship at sea. The freighter is sunk, but that still leaves one queen ant unaccounted for.

More clues -- a substantial sugar theft, and the mysterious death of a man and the disappearance of his two boys -- leads the team to Los Angeles. More clues lead them to a drunk tank where one of the winos claims to have seen giant ants crawling around in the drainage basins nearby.

Further investigation proves the old drunk was right. Since they can't use the gas because the two missing boys might still be alive somewhere in the 700 miles of sewer lines underneath the city, the army is mobilized and starts a grid search. Peterson finds the nest and the boys still alive. And as the others head toward him, Peterson lifts the boys to safety as the ants swarm him to protect their nest.

The End?

W
hile THEM! was in production, the studio execs at Warner Bros. kept the film under tight security. Originally, it was supposed to be in color and Warner's first film in 3-D, and no one, except those directly involved, knew exactly what was going on or what the film was even about.

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t some point, though, the studio lost all faith in the film. The budget was slashed -- out went the color, and the 3-D idea was abandoned. When the film was completed and then screened for the big brass, Jack Warner, himself, was not amused and said something to the effect that anyone else who wanted to make a giant bug picture would be banished to Republic Pictures (the bottom of the Hollywood food chain.)

Without much fanfare the film was released, and went on to be the studio's biggest money-maker of 1954. And with good reason. 

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hat makes THEM! work despite its wonky premise, is everyone takes it very seriously. It starts with the cast. Whitmore and Arness play the roles straight with great effect. (And not only do we get Marshall Dillon, we also get cameos by Mr. Spock and Davy Crockett!) Weldon does well as the feisty female scientist, and for once we don't get the idiotic obligatory romantic subplot until the very last scene in the movie. But Gwynn steals the show as the fuddy old crackpot. Seriously, you don't want these guys to become ant-kibble, and Whitmore's death at the end will probably hit you harder than anything else. At least it did me.

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hese actors were then given an intelligent and believable script that takes the audience along with them as they discover what's going on. It manages to juggle intrigue, humor (not campy humor) and action without incident. There is no overblown melodrama or obvious sci-babble. (The ants are mutations caused by the atom bomb tests, it's as simple as that.) The film is more a mystery than a sci-fi epic, although the army's big shoot out with the ants in the storm drains of Los Angeles at the end is outstanding!

Where most of these sci-fi potboilers fail is in the special-effects department. (I'm sure images of bugs crawling along postcards of scenic locales are dancing in your mind.) That isn't the case here. All the ants were giant mock-ups and run with rods and wires. With their high-pitched shriek, these monsters are more than convincing. The effects team was even up for an Oscar but they lost to Disney's giant squid from 20000 Leagues Under the Sea.

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he best thing about THEM! is that it is a mystery that doesn't cheat the audience. I don't think I've blown the mystery here, the cover box for the video does that already. THEM! was the first giant bug movie of the '50s, often imitated but never bettered, I encourage you to track a copy down and enjoy.

Posted: 04/29/05. Copy and paste at your own legal risk.

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