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3B Theater: The Big Move
Goodbye Geocities -
Hello Bad Movie Planet!
 
3B Theater:
Where We Came From & Where We Went.
3B Theater: Year Four
The Big Move

We've Come a Long Way

From This

To This

It sounded something like this, "Holy $%*#!"

Those were my exact words after I read the first email from Chris at Stomp Tokyo about the possibility of moving 3B Theater to somewhere under their umbrella. 

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Actually - I let it sink in for a few seconds, spontaneously combusted, peeled myself of the ceiling and then muttered that epitaph.

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The answer was easy. A definite "You bet your sweet bippy!"

The move itself wasn't as simple but we made it.

Big thanks, again, to the whole gang at Stomp Tokyo for getting me out of website purgatory. This isn't a real knock against Geocities - but it seemed that whenever their system sneezed, or had a hiccup, my website went all to hell. (And Chris, I will get more organized I swear.)

Thanks must also go to Dr. Freex. One of the biggest complaints about my old site, was the length it took to download a page due to the massive images. He directed me to some wonderful software so the vidcaps are smaller and optimized for your viewing pleasure.

The software also allowed me to do some quick go-motion animations. Just follow the instructions and they should work.

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Although due to some technical glitch, Mac users only need to mouse over and click to see the animation - while PC users need to mouse over and drag click or it will take you to the top of the page. I blame Bill Gates. (Fixed at a later date. But I still blame Bill Gates.)

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On this end, Jonathan Berndt deserves the biggest kudos for getting this site up and going. Jon, thanks for all the help, and for preventing me from "going postal" when all I had done wrong was having one too many spaces in the HTML banner codes. (Thanks buddy. I owes you big.)

If you're a regular visitor to the site, I encourage you to retake your tour through all the films. Most of them have been revised, updated and SPELL CHECKED. (Sorry, I don't have a grammar check. To? Two? Too? Their? There? They're? Pffeegghh.)

So what else can you expect?

Well, more of the same. More Reviews and Marathons of some of the best cinematically challenged films ever made. I still intend to try and update every week - or at least three films a month.

I also intend to get a Letter Section started - so please, bring on the feedback.

I also envision a section devoted to Source Books and Biographies about the B-Movies we all love. I hope to get this going in the next couple of months.

Thanks again to everyone - and enjoy the brand new 3B Theater.

 
Posted: 11/24/00. Copy and paste at your own legal risk.
 
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