Watch at Your Own Risk
Not Responsible For Any Side-Effects!
     

Our Rating System:

Just How Bad is It?
 
     
     

How Does it Work?
It's pretty simple, really. The fewer the cans, the better the film is. And as the rating cans multiply, the films get exponentially worse. So depending on how you look at these things, LESS is sometimes more of a good thing; but sometimes MORE is what you're really craving. See. Simple.
 
     

One Can:

At least two brews. Because a good buzz never hurts.
 
     

Two Cans:

Four. Trust me. You'll need them.
 
     

Three Cans:

A six-pack. To fully appreciate the cinematic ineptitude.
 
     

Four Cans:

You'll need a 12-pack. Just to make it to the end.
 
     

The Brain-Bending

Vomit Bucket:

Every ounce of booze you can find.

Luckily, you probably won't remember it in the morning.
 
     

The Dreaded

18th Amendment

So gawdawful no amount of booze will help.

Watch it once, and only once. Liable to scare you sober.
 
     

The Demented

21st Amendment

To be enjoyed forever in drunken perpetuity.

And quite possibly the greatest film of all time.