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Freshmen Phenoms Flunk?

Four Horror Icons stumbling second efforts.

 
     
     

Even though I call this retrospective Sophomore Slumps, it doesn't mean that I'm exclusively talking about second efforts. Obviously, this is not Carpenter's second film; Darkstar and Assault on Precinct 13 came out way before, but this film came out right after the director hit it big with Halloween. And while I enjoy the heck out of it, the film does stub it's toe rather badly in a few spots...

 
     

Romero almost escaped this thing because I was under the wrong impression that The Crazies was his next film after Night of the Living Dead. I was wrong. And after tracking down and watching Season of the Witch, I really, really, REALLY wished The Crazies was Romero's next film right after Night of the Living Dead. This movie makes my brain hurt in so many ways...

 
     

I'll argue with anyone that Wes Craven doesn't make horror movies anymore. Now, he only makes "scary" ones -- and believe me, there's a difference. He used to make great horror films; extremely brutal and unnerving experiences that made me very uncomfortable, and I had a hard time shaking some of the visuals. So I guess that makes this his last hurrah. Watch this film and weep for what might have been...

 
     

And finally, we have Tobe Hooper: our biggest culprit. Even though I think The Funhouse is horribly underrated, Hooper has never even come close to matching his first effort. Like Craven, I didn't find The Texas Chainsaw Massacre all that scary, but a completely brutal and unnerving film-watching experience that really gets under your skin. His second effort, however, is just plain brutal to sit through...