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Supernatural
Flavor meets Supernatural Funk! |
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Time
passes and eventually Kirshner's head is
the first to regain consciousness.
Desmond is right by his side, and though
groggy, Kirshner can feel his new and
powerful body. Desmond tries to tell him
about the host body being black, but
Kirshner is too excited and keeps
interrupting him. And as the old man raises his
hand and sees Big Jack's enormous black
arm, his confusion quickly melts into
an open rage. |
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During
the night, strange guttural noises arise
from the lab: Eddie's awake, but has been
transformed into Blackenstein! The Black
Frankenstein -- or
more appropriately, The Black
Frankenstein Monster; but now I'm just
nitpicking, and believe you me this film
just ain't worth it. Regardless,
Eddie the Monster shambles off into the
night, like a drunk trying to act sober,
grunting like an obscene phone caller. |
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Dracula
places Mumawalde in a sturdy coffin and
then curses him with his name. So from
now on, the African Prince will be known
as Blacula. Infected with vampire's bite,
he will be overcome with an insatiable
hunger for blood. But Dracula -- being
the sadistic bastard that he is -- locks
the coffin shut. Unable to feed that
hunger, Mumawalde will spend eternity in
sheer agony -- unless somebody opens it
back up. |
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Lucifer
takes Petey to hell, pours him a drink,
and tries to strike a bargain: if Petey
will marry his daughter and give him a
son, the devil will grant him the power
to gain revenge on those who murdered
him. Being Satan, there must be a catch
-- and there is: Lucifer shows him a
picture of his daughter, and she fell out
of the ugly tree -- and hit every branch on
the way down. |
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