What is our dubbing policy? Simple. There is no dubbing policy. Why? I don't dub. There. Simple.

As much as I'd love to help out and spread the joy of these fine examples of one-lung cinema, I --as a rule, do not make dubs of films. I also -- as a reciprocating rule, don't ask other websites to make dubs of things that I need.

And it's not because I'm an evil or lazy person. Honest. It has to do with time constraints -- believe me, you're not the only one asking, the lack the vital equipment to dub, and the fact that it's not really all that legal.

I do get a lot of requests for films that were never released on video or DVD, or are now long out of print. All I can say is that I managed to somehow track these things down without asking for a dub, and with a little effort, you can, too.

My advice: keep searching the bargain bins, online auctions and Rare Video Outlets on the web, and also keep a sharp eye on your local cable listings. I have faith in your skills. And wish you luck in your search.

--   The Management