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IT! The Terror

from Beyond Space

Part Three of The IT-athon!

     "Only one kind of monster uses bullets."

-- Colonel Van Heusen    

     

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Okay, everybody, curl up on the old Barco Lounger and grab a can of your favorite brew, and then settle in for a nice and creepy little feature that some claim helped inspire Dan O’Bannon while writing Alien. If nothing else, it’s the poster child for the dire consequences of littering on a galactic scale. Let's get to it...

Our movie begins with a slow pan over the wreckage of The Challenge-141. and a solemn prologue by Colonel Carruthers (Marshall Thompson), the only surviving member out of a crew of nine from the ill-fated rocket-ship that cracked up as it attempted to land on Mars. 

But the crash didn’t kill the crew. Carruthers claims that some kind of a monster wiped them out. (Cue ominous music.) And as the movie proper begins with the impending departure of the rescue rocket-ship, aptly named The Challenge-142 (very clever...), Colonel Van Huesen (Kim Spalding), the ship's commander, expresses his belief that it was Carruthers -- not some monster, who killed the crew of the 141, to hoard the meager supplies while waiting for the rescue ship, and he intends to have a full confession by the time they reach Earth for a general court-martial and summary execution.

As the 142 count-downs to blast off, Huesen is alerted that one of the lower level cargo-hatches is still open. Lt. Calder (Paul Langton) apologizes that he accidentally left it open after dumping some garbage over the side, and after he closes the hatch, the camera pans away revealing the shadow of something monstrous lurking just out of sight inside the ship's hold. And then the sparkler's lit, and The Challenge-142 heads back to Earth.

Along the way, Carruthers pleads his case about the monster, but then Huesen shows him some of the remains they found of the original crew: One of the skulls has a bullet hole in it. Carruthers explains that the monster attacked during a sandstorm, and says the bullet wound was an accident and it's owner was already dead anyway. Huesen doesn't buy it because there is only one kind of monster that uses bullets -- and that clinches Carruthers' guilt as far as he’s concerned. 

The rest of the crew pretty much feels the same way, and is a standard representation of 1950’s-era space-pioneers (and everyone last one of them chain-smokers.) Calder is from Texas, and we have the requisite brothers from Brooklyn, Gino and Bob Finelli (Richard Harvey and Richard Benedict). Dr. Mary Royce (Ann Doran), and her husband, Eric (Dabs Greer), and, of course, the obligatory love interest -- biologist Ann Anderson (Shirley Patterson. And I find it funny that they made the ship's medical doctor and biologist women, yet they're still in charge of making dinner and doing the dishes!) There are a couple of others at the bottom of the cast list, and you know they’re toast, so we’ll introduce these poor souls as they’re knocked off. Starting right about now...

Keinholz (Thom Carrey), our first red-shirted ensign, hears some strange noises coming from the lower decks. (The layout of the rocket is vertical. Five decks in all, with one central stairway and a sealable hatch on each floor.) Heading down to the lowest level to investigate, after a few suspenseful turns, he is attacked by the ferocious stowaway. Carruthers is the only one who hears the attack, so of course, no one believes him until they can’t find Keinholz anywhere. They split up and search the ship. While searching, Gino raids a vital storage bin -- the one with all the cigarettes, but before he can even light up, the monster attacks him. Now two crewmembers are missing. They finally find Keinholz's body stuffed up an air vent, and Major Purdue (Robert Bice), the second red-shirt, volunteers to search the airshafts. He finds Gino barely alive, but the monster's alive and kicking. When it attacks, Purdue escapes but not before the monster savages his face.

Vindicated, as his story proves true, it means little to Carruthers with all their lives in immediate danger. Retreating to a higher deck, they rig an explosive trap for the monster. But when the creature detonates the grenades, they don’t even slow it down. Next, they try some gas bombs that Gino had rigged up in case they ran into some dinosaurs on Mars. (Remember this is the '50s, new planets were either inhabited by Iguana shaped dinosaurs or tribes of buxom Amazon women.) When they don’t work either, Huesen is severely mauled in the resulting mêlée. 

After the crew retreats up to another deck -- and there ain't that many left, Eric comes up with a plan to try and electrocute the monster. Donning their spacesuits, Carruthers and Calder use the airlocks to go outside and circle down below the monster. They connect a high voltage wire to the stairway, and then make some noise to attract the monster. The creature hears them and gets the juice, but again, this has no visible effect. Carruthers makes it back to the airlock, but Calder takes a beating from the monster, getting his leg, but worse yet, the monster cracks the faceplate on his suit so he can’t escape out the airlock. Managing to squeeze into a corner, he orders Carruthers to go on without him and then uses a handy acetylene torch to fight the creature off.

While Carruthers makes his way back up, Dr. Royce performs an autopsy on Keinholz where she discovers that the monster sucked all the oxygen and water from the victim through some kind of osmosis. She also warns that the other wounded are infected with an alien bacteria, and without more whole blood, they will die. And, of course, all the medical supplies are right where the monster is. Still kicking, Calder radios over the intercom that the monster has gone into the reactor room. Using the ships controls they seal it inside, and then Carruthers, Bob and Eric head down to retrieve Calder and the medical supplies.

In a bacterial-charged delirium, Huesen then opens the reactor core, exposing the monster to the radiation in an attempt to poison it. This only makes the monster mad, and it tears through the metal door and mangles Bob. Carruthers and Eric retreat with the medical supplies while Calder, left behind again, fights the monster off with his torch. Unable to get at him, the monster flies into a rampage and busts it’s way up through the decks to get to the others. Retreating to the upper-most level of the ship, as they prepare for a final stand, Carruthers notices that the oxygen consumption levels on the read-outs are way up. Way-way up. They deduce that the monster is the cause and hit upon a plan to blow the airlock, which should suffocate the creature. Radioing their intentions to Calder, they tell him to seal himself in the lower airlock. He makes it. While the others frantically don their space suits, the monster bursts through the last hatch before Carruthers can get to the airlock controls. Huesen sacrifices himself to blow the hatch, and the resulting explosive decompression sucks all the air out and the creature finally dies.

Back on Earth it’s reported that Carruthers is cleared of all charges, and that further space-exploration efforts should bypass the hostile planet Mars. For Mars is another name for DEATH.

The End

IT! The Terror from Beyond Space is somewhere between The Thing from Another World -- sci-fi at it’s best, and Robot Monster -- sci-fi at it’s goofiest. Notice I didn’t say worst. For that try and sit through Battle of the Worlds. It’s more toward the former than the latter, and the only real problem I had with the film is the obligatory romantic subplot. Every one of these films had one, no matter how maddening they can be, but here, Ann dumps Huesen and falls for Carruthers faster than any other film I can think of -- with no real explanation as to why except for the script requirement. I also think my hearing is going because she kept calling Carruthers Eric, when his first name is Ed.

That’s the only problem, though. Veteran director Eddie Cahn keeps things suspenseful enough, and writer Jerome Bixby provides plenty of rising tension -- will anything kill that #@%&ing thing. The sets aren’t that great, but Cahn was smart enough to turn the lights way down making things nice and murky. That works two ways: it adds to the suspense, and hides the dime-store origins of your set and monster. Either that or I've got a really horrible print on video -- and that's why the vidcaps are so terrible this week.

The monster is another Paul Blaisdell creation. (He also did the killer turnip in It Conquered the World and a score of other A.I.P. monsters.) Ray "Crash" Corrigan did the honors of wearing it, but could barely fit in it. Once again, the monster looks pretty good in the shadows, but is a little disappointing when it comes into the light. And if you look closely, you can easily spot the notorious scene of the monstrous silhouette where Corrigan refused to put the mask on.

The biggest kick I got out of the film was all the smoking these astronauts do in the controlled environment of the spaceship. I also chuckled at the lack of concern over the firing of weapons and detonating explosives inside the ship. Hull integrity -- schmull integrity, and in the future, we will still be using M-1 rifles and the standard GI frag-grenade. You definitely lose something with repeated viewings, but the film is well worth the watch. Enjoy.

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Posted: 03/17/00. Copy and paste at your own legal risk.

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