24-Hours! 22 Films! One Aching Butt!

(Or Pia & Zen and a Pie Plate in the Head!)

24-Hours! 17 Films! 65-Hours of no Sleep!

(Or we're experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by!)

24-Hours! 17 Films! 13 Kicks to the Groin!

(This Festival is Brought to You by Osco-Scotch!)

(...Osco-Scotch! Ask for it by name!)

24-Hours! 16 Films! And I Can't Feel My Ass!

(Or Tiki Bars, Murder, Mayhem & Vintage Toon Porn!)

(...And can I get some chili on those pancakes?)

24-Hours! 14 Films! And My Brain Hurts in 3-D!

(Or Inter-Species Romance, Nerd Funk & Troma Trauma)

(...And Superman really is a dick! Moo.)

24-Hours! 15 Films! Babes! Brains! Beefcake!

(Also Clean Sleaze & a Noxious Piece of Anti-Comedy.)

(...And the Über Map of Doom!)