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Fandango

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     "Here's to us, by God!

- Gardener Barnes/head Groover      

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This is a Test.
What do you see in this picture?
Is it Moses?
Or do you see a woman's naked butt?

In the summer of '71, five University of Texas seniors, facing the draft and uncertain futures, decide to have one final blowout before joining the rat race.

Gardener Barnes (Kevin Costner), the leader of the Groovers, pines for lost love and seems to be constantly on the move, so he won’t have time to think about the girl he let get away (Suzi Amis). He has failed to meet academic standards and has received his draft notice.

Waggener (Sam Robards) is to marry the girl Gardener let get away. He, too, has received his draft notice -- so he calls the wedding off.

Phillip Hicks (Judd Nelson) is in the ROTC and is pretty gung-ho about the war. He tries to be the voice of reason and maturity, amid the chaos, but comes off as whiny and annoying, so the rest aren’t listening. The group is rounded out by Dorman (Chuck Bush), the gentle giant who is always full of surprises, and Lester (Brian Cesak), a summa cum laude CPA who is in a drunken coma -- for the entire film.

They all pile into Phil’s Cadillac and blaze a trail across southern Texas, towards Mexico, leaving behind a trail of destruction and empty beer bottles. (We deduce that the group made a similar trip when they were freshman.) Gardener decides that it’s time to head to the border and dig up Dom. (Who’s Dom? Did somebody die?)

Ignoring Phil’s protests, the Caddy roars towards Mexico and Chata Ortegas, for margaritas and a chance to see the Donkey Lady. (Now there’s a mental image.)

There are a few hilarious detours along the way. The best is a pit stop at the Pecos Parachute School where Phillip has to prove his manhood by surviving a jump. The school is run by Truman Sparks (Marvin McIntyre), a Vietnam vet who is, shall we say, chemically altered. Things go from bad to worse with a mix up in the laundry. Those left on the ground desperately try and communicate with the radio-less plane, that Phil’s parachute is nothing but a load of dirty socks.

Does Phillip survive? Do they find Dom? Will Waggener, wracked with regret, change his mind and get married? Will Gardener skip off to Mexico and dodge the draft? Will Lester ever wake up?

Who am I to spoil the end?

Not quite the end

Road trip!

Ah, the call of the wild. The clarion call to dubious, if not totally legal, action. My gang’s road trips were usually an attempt to match, or were inspired by, the antics of the Groovers in the ultimate road trip movie, Fandango.

One of the most memorable road trips I partook was in '98, when I, Nekkid Bill and Big Dave, headed to Kansas City for a Cubs/Royals game in hopes to see m'man Sammy Sosa continue his home run binge. It was about 150 degrees outside and Big Dave’s death van had no air conditioner. About ten miles outside of Abilene, we blew a tire. We slapped on the spare and continued the trip. Unbeknownst to us, however, was the fact that the blowout caused the tailpipe to be bent up and it started pumping exhaust fumes through a hole in the back of the cargo van.

As we pressed on to KC, everyone’s eyes started burning and a few of us started tripping out. I was stuck in the back and my sense of smell is non-existent. We figured it was just the extreme heat. Thank god for that Stuckey’s where we stopped and aired out. We didn’t discover the cause of out psychedelics until we were half way home, when someone else got stuck in the back and smelled the fumes.

We’ve had better, less life threatening, ones. Sneaking into the Scotts Bluff Zoo’s campground to spend the night, the pilgrimage to Wrigley Field and Devil’s Tower. I have a lot more stories but let’s get back to the film.

Fandango started as a student film project by Kevin Reynolds called Proof. Somehow Steven Spielberg saw it, liked it, and helped finance its expansion into a feature length film.

On one hand it’s a very funny film. Trying to water ski with the Caddy, behind a train, comes to mind. And I really like the way Dorman carries the comatose Lester everywhere, so he won't miss anything. There is a real camaraderie among the Groovers, all of them integral, sometimes irritating, spiteful and hateful, but just like any family the love is still there.

The film is also melancholy. There are just as many morose scenes balancing out the wild ones. They travel to the set of James Dean's Giant, only to find a hollowed out structure. Ortega's has burned down and it seems that no matter how hard they try, they just can't seem to capture the old thunder.

Like Phillip says, "You're only 18 once, like you're only a virgin once." And in the end, facing the inevitable, and without much fanfare, the group quietly breaks up.

Admittedly, this movie will have a bigger effect on you if you have a solid group of friends that you can easily identify with as characters in the film. I do, and I'm always a "can-do" for any road trip that tries to recapture a little thunder and "celebrate the privileges of youth" before "our bodies are sacrificed to the road of life."

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I encourage everyone to find a zoo with a campground and spend the night there, sleeping under the stars. It’s a little unnerving, trying to catch some Z’s, while listening to the animals prowl around, especially the big cats but believe me it’s a real trip.

 
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