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SCTV: Network 90

 

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I have very fond memories of staying up, way past my bedtime, and watching SCTV after Johnny Carson on Friday nights many a moon ago. It was only on for two disappointingly brief seasons, but a lot of those episodes and characters were so damn funny they were permanently etched in my brain:

Count Floyd’s inept Monster Chiller Horror Theater, which usually featured 3-D “classics” by Dr. Tongue and Woody Tobias Junior; Big Jim McBob and Billy Sol Hurok’s Farm Film Report, where they “blowed things up REAL good!”; The polka zen of the Schmenge Brothers, and of course, those hosers from The Great White North, Bob and Doug McKenzie. Just thinking about them brings a smile to my face.

SCTV began as a half-hour sketch show for Global TV in Toronto back in 1977, and in one of those cosmic tricks of fate, was blessed with a near perfect ensemble cast (pilfered from Chicago's and Toronto's Second City comedy club): Joe Flaherty, Eugene Levy, Catherine O’Hara, Harold Ramis -- who was replaced with Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas, Andrea Martin, and the late John Candy. I rank this group behind only Sid Ceaser’s troupe from Your Show of Shows and Monty Python for shear comedic brilliance.

The premise of the show centered around a fictional UHF station in the fictional town of Melonville and the gonzo programming it put on the air. This provided the players with plenty of cannon fodder as they sent-up television as we knew it at the time: celebrity variety specials, afternoon talk shows, locally produced commercials, cooking shows, game shows, and movies of the week.

And the more absurd the better, which is why you'd see things like Gregory Peck (Flaherty) on a cooking show, musical guests herded onto boats with the Fishin' Musician, and musical duets with Barbara Streisand and Slim Whitman. Nothing was sacred, even Mr. Rogers Neighborhood gets skewered by Mrs. Falbo's Tiny Town.

In between the outlandish spoof sketches (The Sammy Maudline Show etc.), fake commercials (Tex and Edna Boil’s Organ Emporium etc.) and absurd movie parodies (John Candy as Curly Howard as Charlton Heston as Ben-Hur in Ben-Him etc.), we’d get behind the scenes subplots and scuttlebutt on the workings of the station; from the acerbic station manager, Guy Caballero (Flaherty), to the insane program chief, Edith Prickley (Martin), and the human money pit, producer Johnny LaRue (Candy), whose ego is matched only by his lack of talent, ineptness, and desire for crane shots. (One of the shows biggest assets was the in-joke continuity at the station.)

The show was syndicated in the states and expanded into a 90-minute SCTV: Network 90, when it was picked up by NBC in 1981 (ABC had the first crack at it, but thought the show was "too smart" and feared their viewers wouldn't get it and backed out). Unfortunately, the show, like it’s counterpart Saturday Night Live, began losing talent, and instead of recasting, the show quickly and quietly folded after a last season on Cinemax. SCTV flashed big and bright but quickly burned out, but I, and many others, sure enjoyed it while it lasted, and everyone from Mad TV to Curb Your Enthusiasm owes a debt to this show.

So with all this comedy gold waiting to be mined again, why was I apprehensive when it was announced that a compilation 5-DVD set of SCTV's first season was being released? Well, memory can be a tricky thing, and sometimes revisiting things you like from the past can be a complete disaster (which is why I can’t watch old episodes of CHiP's anymore). Would the skits and sketches be as funny as I remembered them? Was I just remembering the good parts? It’d been almost twenty years since SCTV went off the air...How dated was this going to be? ...Maybe it would be better off if the show just stayed safely in my memories and recollections. And if all that wasn’t bad enough, the set bears a hefty price tag of nearly $90. So considering all those factors, it looked like SCTV would only continue to be a memory for me.

And it was at this point that I found myself at a local retailer that had it on sale with $25 knocked off the asking price. After a quick perusal of what episodes were included, before I knew it, I was through the checkout line, with the boxed set paid for in hand, and home putting the first disc in before I even realized what happened.

I’m such an idiot. Why was I even worried. Those old shows were just as funny -- if not funnier -- as I remembered (and I’m amazed at how well I remembered a lot of them.)

Each disc contains two episodes from the Network 90 run (Episodes #79 -- #87), plus behind the scenes featurettes on the making of the show, a tribute to Candy, and a reunion of most of the cast members at the 1999 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival. 

Highlights include:

  • The Leave it to Beaver 25th Anniversary Special with Candy as the 30-year old, unemployed Beaver, Flaherty as the alcoholic Ward, and O'Hara as the cheating June that ends with the Beaver murdering Eddie Haskell (Thomas).

  • Play it Again Bob -- a clash of comedic styles between Bob Hope (Thomas - who does a dead on perfect Hope) and Woody Allen (Moranis)

  • A Japanese talk show featuring an interview with giant monster Grogan (Candy).

  • A record commercial for the Five Neat Guys.

  • Two Count Floyd movies, including the disastrous debut of Ingmar Bergman's Whispers of the Wolf and Dr. Tongue’s 3-D House of Stewardesses.

  • Tom Jode (Flaherty) and his clan head back to Oklahoma in The Grapes of Mud.

  • Johnny LaRue’s disastrous Polynesiantown that gets him in hot water with Caballero, triggering a reoccurring gag throughout all the episodes about blown budgets and crane shots.

  • Merv Griffith (Moranis) goes to Mayberry for The Merv Griffith Show where Otis (Candy) gets Opie drunk.

  • Nine episodes of  Kanadian Korner better known as The Great White North.

  • Several variety show disasters, including a Russian Weightlifter (Candy), but the best one was Gene Shallit's (Levy) featuring fellow tone-deaf and rhythmically challenged film critics Rhona Barret (O'Hara), Siskel (Flaherty) and Ebert (Thomas).

  • The set climaxes beautifully with the last episode that splits time between the McKenzies and a hilarious parody of Fantasy Island with Mr. Rourke (Levy) and Tatoo (Candy) that combines a Bob Hope (Thomas) and Bing Crosby (Flaherty) road picture, Casablanca and The Wizard of Oz.

  • And as they say, many more that are too numerous to list.

I've gone through all the discs now at least twice now. I honestly forgot how funny Joe Flaherty was (especially his Kirk Douglas and Bing Crosby impersonations), but the best part about these discs is seeing John Candy in action again. Man I miss him. His movie career was short and spotty at best, but he's friggin' brilliant here.

I understand that a lot of people aren't going to remember, or weren't even around, when this type of television they're making fun of dominated the airwaves. The musical variety show is long dead, TV talk shows these days are freak shows all by themselves, and I can't even remember the last time I saw a commercial for Ronco or K-Tel. But it won't matter, trust me, it's still funny.

The only thing disappointing about the set were the episodes that were absent (and where the heck did they dig up some of those musical guests)

  • I really want to see Ben-Him again.

  • Candy as Devine as Peter Pan singing “You Can Fly”.

  • Levy as a near catatonic Perry Como singing the disco standard “I Love the Night Life.”

  • Maybe a few installments of the soap opera The Days of the Week.

  • I also recall when they did a spoof of The Godfather where "Don" Caballero runs into some trouble with rival “family” stations.

  • More Sunrise Semesters.

  • And I have the vaguest recollection of an Invasion of the Body Snatchers take-off that found chunks of lettuce stuck to the back of everyone’s head.

  • And for heaven's sake, where are the Christmas shows?

Never fear, though, I understand more SCTV discs are on the way. Until then, I’m very content with these discs, and thanks to them, I'm happy to report that SCTV is now back on the air -- permanently.

Posted: 06/23/04. Copy and paste at your own legal risk.

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