Take the Tour

Curing Your B-Movie

Hangovers Since

October 1999.

"This movie was shot in '3-B!'

"Three beers and it looks good, eh."

-- Bob McKenzie / Strange Brew

 

What's New!

Rehashed Reviews:

Expanded Write-Ups, Bigger Vidcaps, Trailer Links, Flickr Poster Art and a Whole lot More.

 

Come see the Interstellar Battle of the Sexes between a crew of lost astronauts and a horde of Venusian Glamzons.

 

Want to see where the Zuckers drew their inspiration for Airplane? And after watching this, it becomes obvious that they didn't have to change all that much.

Scenes from the Morgue:

 

Plus Walt Disney's World of Adventure, Friday the 13th and a whole lot more!

Micro-Brewed Reviews:

 

Disney's Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater, and a whole lot more!

3B Theater:

 

Come see how filmmaker Giulio Questi pulled a Jedi Mind@#%k on both the audience and the gialli genre in general in this oddball nugget of Italian nuttiness.

Flickr Poster Archive:

 

If you noticed, the redesign bug has hit us again, hard, and one of the newer features is to round up as much of the promotional material for the films as we can all for your viewing pleasure.

Recent Nonsense:

In Reviews:

Pass the TUMS please

Heroism amongst the Carnage

 

In B-Books:

The New Dirty Harry.

The Last Survival Run.

In Tributes:

Death Rattle Resonates

Hero. Showman. Lunatic.

In CultTV:

Save Me a Seat!

 
3B Theater is brought to you by Chad Plambeck: misspeller of words, butcher of all things grammatical and king of the run on sentence. And everything looks fine on his screen, so he doesn't know what's wrong with yours -- but it does look a lot spiffier on Mozilla. All written materials, ramblings, rants, reviews and graphics are his. And although he'd be flattered, he'd still sue if they were reproduced without his permission -- and for Scrod's sakes why would you want to? No copyright claimed or implied on vidcaps or movie art. Don't drink and drive. Seriously. Big thanks to the gang at Stomp Tokyo for getting me out of website purgatory. Also big thanks to Dr. Freex, Jonathan Berndt and Scott Kingsley for all the technical support. Patent pending. Offer not good in Alaska or Hawaii. It was Khan! He put something in our ears. Almost no nudity, very little cussing, and one obscene gesture from a giant A*P*E. Expires February 30, 2009

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Making Bad Movies Better -- One Beer at a Time.